Are You A Fig Whisperer?

[snarfing]

Me and the dogs visit them daily. Unfortunately sometimes the dogs try and give them kisses...

But I like to check on them each day if I can.

 

[TorontoJoe]

@TorontoJoe
I see why it's not working for me. It's the hands and then after getting really loud with lots of hands and the threatening newspaper you have to turn your back on them.

Ok so two things:
* I'm a singer. I have stopped singing grateful dead songs to them because someone here suggested that was just leading them to give up.... I'm now taking requests and if I don't know the words I'll make them up ... Oh cool contest - gotta remember that for when I have some of my hundred figgies to give away...
* I do a modified you are dead to me and take cuttings that are rooting and put them on the porch. I swear 1 in 5 decide to live after I give up.... 20 percent is not bad for you are dead to me.

It’s a delicate dance of gesture and movement that’s learned very early on

I love you’re singing plan but regardless of the lyrics, my singing voice will kill any plant

 

[betdempster]

It’s a delicate dance of gesture and movement that’s learned very early on

I love you’re singing plan but regardless of the lyrics, my singing voice will kill any plant

You can rap... Or turn it into poetry... But whispered poetry