ATTN friends

Need you to write a script to fill my wallet. My family stuck at home and not going to school has them eating everything in the house that’s not nailed down. I can imagine what the power bill is going to be too. 😩

Dude! I got one just going into teen years... When we had a kid, nobody ever told me they would eat this much... I go shopping and fill the fridge... feels like the next day, it's all gone!
 
I’m laughing when I see y’all’s posts starting with “I remember”. Well I got y’all beat. I’m not saying my age but now a days I have to write everything down because I won’t remember.😂🤣. It’s like that joke I once heard, an elderly woman while telling her minister about her aches and pains he mentioned to her you must think about the “here after” a lot more these days. She answered him and said “why yes I do. Every time I walk into a room I ask myself “what am I in here after?” 🤣😂🤣😂
 
I’m laughing when I see y’all’s posts starting with “I remember”. Well I got y’all beat. I’m not saying my age but now a days I have to write everything down because I won’t remember.😂🤣. It’s like that joke I once heard, an elderly woman while telling her minister about her aches and pains he mentioned to her you must think about the “here after” a lot more these days. She answered him and said “why yes I do. Every time I walk into a room I ask myself “what am I in here after?” 🤣😂🤣😂
I take notes too when the topic is important to me. Don't be embarrassed about your age. Wear it proudly because you are lucky to have made it this far. lol I have read about so and so dying due to health issues who is younger than I. With age comes wisdom to pass on to the younger generation whether they want to hear it or not because we all learned the hard way. My kids listen now. lol If I can help somebody in any way, then that was my good deed for the day.
 
You lucked out with girls. Once they become teenagers, they will become weight conscious. Teenage boys have hollow legs. They will eat a meal, get seconds and then an hour later go back for more. Lol
And orders the most expensive meals. Like dude, I have to pay for that. :LOL: Thankfully, he finishes the meal.
 
I remember years ago Ross was doing a live update during Harvey's sale. He seemed to miss out his own purchase as a result .. not sure what he was thinking..

And there is also a race to report after your purchase was confirmed including the exact minute and seconds, usually with the sold out varieties on the list.

Again, no pressure.. :D
 
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